Weird, WEIRD writing

I tried out this SUPER weird style of writing. Who knows if I'm gonna continue writing stuff like this occasionally?

Hope Ko Lu like! <3

Legend:

K(o)-I, We, Me, Us.

L(u)-You.

M(e)-He, Him.

N(e)-She, Her.

J(u)-It, in general (not used for objects).

sol-And.

los-But.

Y-Why.

Ere-Where.

Oo-Who (same with other 'wh' questions)

Ot-Not.

ing[VERB]-[VERB]ing.

K'inghope Ne come, stay K'ingwatch television. Get bed K'ingwalk fridge toward out, get sol Ko butter out. Throw floor K'ingcry butter on. Be y here N'ot?! Rip shirt K'ingscream, step butter K'ing-slight-slip on. Fall K'ing-desperate-cry. Hear Ne K'ing-on-floor-be N'ing-door-unlock. Happy Ko be. Hug Ne Ko prepare. Shock Ko be in. Find Ko neighbor upset, M'ing-Ko-tell behave. Be naked sol embarassed Ko. Go bedroom bed Ko in. Sleep Ko.

Hear sound Ko. Late Ju be. Think Ko, come home Ne. Walk fridge toward K'ing-happy-be. See los thief Ko. Punch-desperate thief Ko. Be ground Ko M'ingleave on. Be knocked Ko out. Fall asleep Ko.

Walk Ko up, see los Ko N'ot, be los Ko sad. Have money K'ot, have Ko-N'ot, have nothing Ko. Shoot Ko Ko. Die Ko Ko. Say bye Lu Ko...